Do you remember when we had those bobo accounts? - Ashley Whipple
You mean bebo? - Nicole
Brett's the type of gentleman that would beat the shiz out of him. - Monique
I'd be a really good stoner. - Caity
Brandon's goat chewed my tent up! - Brother Jones
I shot my foreign exchange student... - Parker Gerth
To be covered in leaves is actually very fashionable. - Ranger at pipe springs
People throw rocks at things that shine. - Tswift
Caity, what's your favorite cereal? - Mrs. Wallace
Waffles. - Caity
I just want to wear scrubs and Toms all day long! - Darian
Look at that. That's a boy! - Mrs. Lowe
You can flip the bird with your phone. - Jazzy Candland
If you find something cute and cheap, get me a treat. - Mom
If you find something ugly, and expensive, buy me a treat. - Dad
Poor little loser girl... - Morgan Peterson
hey I'm kind of wearing two animal prints. It's like I'm a zebra and I'm hunting myself. - Nicole
Hey, do I have teeth in my mouth? - Katie Wulfenstein
You make me choose between my love, and my other love? Jelly beans and michael Jordan? - Devin Shelley
That would be fun to go to senior ball with Austin Taylor - Cody Clayton
I just thought my phone vibrated, but it was actually Devin's voice. - Nicole
Maddie! You are just a little man! - Amy
Once I talked to them. I'm popular. - Nefi Oliva
He better not. Or he better should. - Maddie Kolu
I wish I could wear clothes to work - Ashley Snyder
I was seminary class president three times in a row. Do you know how sacred I was? - Whitney Kint
That was in my studly days. - Uncle Jay
That was in my studly days. - Uncle Jeff
That was in my studly days. - Mom
Carol, he wasn't a man! He was just a young fella! - Grandma
Love does amazing things to people, and now I'm getting to the point where I don't think it's love. It's boredom. - Amy D