9 reasons why not to wake up early on Saturday....

1. You will be bored out of your mind.
2. No one else is awake.
3. People will come to visit your parents, and block you out of your driveway! :(
4. Your dad might make you shovel rocks from the front yard, to the back.
5. You might end up making mindless blog posts.
6. You might be tempted to take the shoe laces out of your shoes.
7. You might facebook stalk for three hours.
8. Maybe you'll download TONS of music.
9. Your parents might make you clean your room...
10. You might edit the most ugliest/stupidest photo you've ever made. (See above image.)